I swear this is taking place to me again. Just when I thought things were improving, here we are right back where we started. It's like a curse. Seriously, I'm starting to feel like giving up.
- Maybe I should change my luck
- It must just be my imagination
- I need a vacation
This Is Insane What Just Happened!
I could not believe my eyes the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A dog was singing in the middle of the room/sky. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were pointing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going more info on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
Did You See That?!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. Someone was walking down the street and suddenly a flock of chickens came out under a car. They were hopping all over the place, and dogs were screaming. It was absolute chaos! It was so wild I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
Is This Really Happening?!
It all started with a peculiar event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw slacked in utterdisbelief.
I couldn't fathom what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a dream. This can't be true, right? It has to be a cruel joke.
Could it be I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
Can You Believe This?!
You guys won't believe what just happened. It's so crazy, I know I'm going to lose consciousness! Everything was just beyond belief.
- It's unreal
- No joke
- I need to document this
See ya later! You won't believethe rest of the story!
This Totally Boggles My Mind
Seriously, what I'm hearing is just completely over my head. I attempt to grasping it, but it's like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Perhaps ask someone else for help?